Goonda-ism - Very common dis-ease

Have you ever seen a Goonda? Well, a goonda is a person, mind you it can be a woman too, who is just chickened out at the thought of showing people their weakness. A goonda shows of his (for the time being I will consider the male version) biceps power and tries to scare people into believing that he is the best. Well, most of the times he is wrong! He is just plain scared to face his inner demons and thus he tries to mask his inner demons by acting demonish on the outside.

I have seen many goondas in my life. There are educated and uneducated goondas. There are goondas with a suave tongue and sleek cars, but nevertheless they are goondas. They can be bankers, engineers or even a rikshaw-wallah. But inside they have this devillish itch to show off their "goonda-ism" to the public and try to gain that extra edge that life has somehow snatched from them.

One goonda lives in my apartment. He is a lawyer. I like him so much that I have been nurturing a wish of pushing a bucket full of water on his head when he walks by. :)
Well well this certainly shows my love for this particular goonda. He is Kulandaivelu.
I have named him Baby-Whale. Rhymes with his name...Just try... LOL

This guy is the perfect example for my so-called nomenclature. He is totally a goonda and a perfect chicken at heart. I had the audacity to shout at him when he stopped the lift services, because the noise wouldn't let him sleep! Well, I am different, so I can shout at him. But he being a goonda, how can he let this go by.

So, Mr. goonda is now busy trying to act smart. These are the many ways that a goonda can scare his victims. (-->>Me.. ) He can try to plug stuff into their vehicles exhaust pipes, turn off the water connection, steal the post, pass comments when people cross his door and many more such stunts. Believe me, if you are not a sissy like me, you will get so scared! I also got sooo scared. ;)

I am not getting scared whaley baby...I am not gonna go away. Well goonda has a wife who is following in his footsteps. She being a perfect "Patni" who only occasionally has a "friendly" chat with the neighbour, when the Whale is out. Well they are discussing the weather. What do I know? ;)

Baby whale needs a kutty nigthcap each day to usurp dreams from the night fairy and try to get a nap. After the kutty nightcap he becomes putty..Figuratively.. LOL Let him doze..We will go on to the next goonda.....

My next goonda is a guy who is a boyfriend. Well that is his only identity. He has a pretty looking girl as a girl-friend and he keeps showing her off and tries to act smart by sending unwarranted messages to unsuspecting ladies (like me of course) at 12 in the night. Well, this goonda too falls into my definition because, he is not the quintessential macho type, with flexing muscles and bulging tendos. He is just the normal looking madrassi who tries to do a stunt like our Lion-Captain (for those who dont know - Vijaykanth, the Boiler..err Actor)

This chap has a roar like a lion and a guffaw that shakes the earth. Is this too much, well his girlfriend surely thinks he is the next Sudeshi! And when his girlfriend is in trouble all his goonda-isms come out in full force. He happened to kindly demonstrate his prowess to all of us a few days back. So kind of him.

He has the greatest English skills I have ever seen. He writes in all CAPS and tries to minimise the number of articles in his language. Definitely not an ID material. But yeah, he is what we call the type who wants to get over worthy people with better English skills and other income-generating skills by showing his skills in using the Tamizh language, as spoken in Namma Chennai .

This one is easily manageable. Just send a bigger goonda and he will subside. Thats what happened with him recently. He was showing his skills when a smart gal (like me) showed him hisplace. Well, he certainly tokk this to his heart and tried to threaten her that he would err..do things to her, she being a gutsy lady, took one step forward, said, ok. I am ready, do whatever you can. He back-tracked, and ran away. He had met his match. A bigger goonda. LOL

The girl cannot be called a goonda, (by my definition) but yes, she showed her inner strength, that is, the positive goonda-ism in her. Kudos lady. Way to go... Any guesses who this lady might be...Hey, you know her very well....keep them comin'