Did somebody say, mental connect!

"We have a mental connect, I have never felt like this ever before with anybody" he said.

Tina, listened carefully. Her heart was fluttering, like a butterfly. In a corner of her mind, her rational mind, a soft voice repeated, he must be saying this to so many women, don't believe him.

Tina did believe him, alright. Each time he said this, she believed him. Blindly. She loved the connect she had with him. She didnt know at that time that he didnt have a connect with her, mental or otherwise. He was planning to leave her, make her a mental case.

What exactly is a mental connect?

Often, the lover boy types use these flowery words to lure girls into their hormonally-levered arms to satiate the rush and make them grunt to the beats of the adrenaline jumping in their loins. A mental connect is a very easy way to lure an intelligent women to shed her clothes.

A solid and reliable mental connect between two people happens when both partners are equally sharing the responsibilities of nurturing a love relationship. If a partner is grunting and the other is dreaming, the mental connect can never happen. Meaning, two mature individuals can have a beautiful mental connect, others just fake it for a true hard on. That is the hard truth. Sigh, too much hardness. Anyway.

I heard this word being used of late by a teeny bopper adrenaline junkie shifting "gears" to hoodwink a rich spoilt brat into marrying him. I smiled and walked on. Karma! Adrenaline junkie and spoilt brat deserved each other. One was dim witted enough to not realize the truth of many things around him. He claims that he has a genuine mental connect with the babe. Pah!

What on earth is this mental connect! It is just a feeling that when you feel like banging someone the someone is also thinking of you and visualizing your "gears." Dimwit is still figuring out many things. When the shit hits the ceiling, he is gonna wonder, what struck him.

Maybe the gear, I feel like telling him. Let us see! Let me sleep. My partner, with whom I actually have a mental connect needs my attention. Good night world! Hope some dick actually gets the idea of a true mental connect and doesnt confuse it with a dick-rousal!  Mental connect happens between two souls and minds. Face, voice, personalities...do not matter. 

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