Blogathon: March 15, 2017: Pests and Pets

Pests become pets when the luck factor is going southwards for some.

Pest #1:
Slacker
Time waster
Disinterested resource
Unskilled resource

Year end rating - 1 Exceeds All Expectations
Reason: Poor thing has been traveling all the way to Siruseri all the way from Kodambakkam, dragging her body inside the office bus and landing on the swivel chair, and downing the 101 boxes of fruits thrust into her bag by the over zealous mother. Time...I murmur...time. Mind voice: Yeah, when you didn't expect her even to come to office, merely by coming to office and staying for 9 hours, she can claim for the #1 rating. ROFL. Ironical eh.

Pest #2:
Candy crush champion
Gossip monger
Unskilled resource
Disinterested in most things (read productive)

Year end rating - 1 Exceeds All Expectations
Reason: Simply because one aunty loves sob stories and a sick mother-in-law and an incompetent husband adds fuel to the bucket of woes.
Mind voice says: "adi paavi, OB OB"

All I want to say to these women is that "Kadavul irukan saravana, enakkum neram varum."

Tata blog!   

Comments

  1. Bharathi Bhaskar10:54 PM

    First of all, congratulations for the blogathon. Looking forward to the posts.
    These are interesting observations and the sad state of affairs today. I love the way you have put them in a satirical way. Keep going.

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